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Devil Wears Product

Merch for the quietly suffering product professional.

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Somehow these made it past the design review.

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Or as we call it, 'navigating the taxonomy nobody agreed on.'

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Limited release

Limited edition drops. Once they're gone, they're gone — just like your Q3 headcount.

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Tees

Because nothing says 'I understand the customer' like wearing your dysfunction.

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Sweaters

For when the office thermostat is as poorly managed as your sprint velocity.

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Mugs

A vessel for your third coffee and your silent screams during standup.

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Other

The stuff that didn't fit neatly into a category. Much like you on the org chart.

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Our Mission (loosely defined)

“Devil Wears Product was born in a sprint retrospective that went 45 minutes over time.”

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Aligning stakeholders...

Devil Wears Product

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Senior Vibe Architect - Tee

Mini-CEO - Tee

10X Engineer - Tee

Product, not Project - Tee

Human - Tee

Product Backlog - Tee

Trio - Mug - SWE

Trio - Mug - PM

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Limited release

Tees

Sweaters

Mugs

Other

Devil Wears Product

Shipped This Sprint

Senior Vibe Architect - Tee

Mini-CEO - Tee

10X Engineer - Tee

Product, not Project - Tee

Human - Tee

Product Backlog - Tee

Trio - Mug - SWE

Trio - Mug - PM

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Limited release

Tees

Sweaters

Mugs

Other